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What do you think of these JOKES?

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Boss I no come work today, I real
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon….. You got nice house.”

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He answered “Call for backup.”
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem..
A small child replied: “They couldn’t get a baby-sitter. ”
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two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.
One said to the other, “What do you think about all this Satan stuff?”
The other boy replied, “Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your Dad.”
Aussie, i agree, But i had to post something!!!

Best answer(s):

Answer by Toushka


Answer by Aussie
Ghanouge , the first one got me interested but I am afraid it was all down hill from there !

Your own material is far superior !

Answer by unknown
HAHAHAHA…….I liked the first 3, the fourth was kinda lame (no offence) and the last one was OK!

Thanks for the laughs!

Answer by fatma
hey beautiful,
lol yes its me fatma…. i told you last time if i heard another one of your jokes i will pop and now it has happend….. i just got myself together so im gana start laughing again now hahahahahahahahaahah hahahaahahahaahah great again.

Answer by Brinah
Not bad afterall… I liked d 2nd & 5th jokes.. they r pretty funny!

Answer by tarek c
I like them all LOL

very nice ….. 😀 MORE more more

Answer by Kate

not bad

Answer by Pinky
LOL,cute jokes!

Answer by ~m~
lol…….i liked the first one the most

Answer by John Smith
WOW I liked the 1st one most. LOOOL thanks for sharing.

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