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Does anyone know any funny dirty or racist jokes?

Posted in Working Mothers on 21st February 2013

Does anyone know any funny dirty or racist jokes?
To make jokes or jokes my laugh the hardest wins Best Answer (s):

response from Eric. Master of Music
Papa Papa, are you gay? Shut up son, jerk faster.

response from Lowell
LoL I have a … A girl was on a bicycle without reflectors and an officer came up to her on a horse. He gave her a ticket and said, “Nice. Bike, Santa has it give you the reflectors are to be on the bike,” The girl was crazy and said to the officer “Nice horse, Santa give it to you You know. the tail goes to the bottom of the horse in the beginning. “

response from maddiemak_007
* Disclaimer * are BAD! … I am not racist in any way or form, I’m just repeating the jokes I’ve heard. I want everyone I apologize offended, I’m just answering the Frage.-How to get a black man down from a tree? They cut the Seil.-What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Not a pizza in the oven schreien.-A zebra was asked if he was black with white stripes or white with black stripes, so he prayed to God to tell him what he was. That night the zebra had a dream in which God said, “You are what you are,” The next day the zebra his girlfriend told the dream and then said, “Well, I guess that solves the problem.” The other zebra asked, “How’s that?” “Well,” he said, “if I was black with white stripes, God would have said,” It is what it is “” Why are not there any black people in the Flintstones? Because they were all still Affen.-Why there is not a Mexican on Star Trek, they do not work in the future, entweder.-What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower arbeitslos.-A black guy goes in bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender says,?. “Wow! That’ss something really … where did you get it “The parrot replied proudly:” The straight out of Africa “How do you stop a Mexican tank with a ball you shoot the guy to him schieben.-Whydon ‘tt you ever passed a Mexican becausee the bike? hes riding is probably at them.-three third graders were talking in the playground, a Jew, was an Italian, and the last one was black. the Jew decides to see a competition, who have the largest penis. the black child wins by far that night, he asks his mother. “Guido says I have the largest penis, because I’m black … is that true “She replies:” No, honey, its cause, you’re 23 “As I said, IM JUST answer the question, PLEASE NOBODY mad at me … Maybe it’s wasn’tnt such a good idea o this! To answer question ….

response from Conrad
No. These are illegal.

Are republicans going to have to do some dirty work to shut Mitt Romney up?

Posted in Working Mothers on 7th June 2011

Are republicans going to have to do some dirty work to shut Mitt Romney up?
My friend and I were howling in laughter watching him on CSPAN on his campaign trail…

He got into a nasty argument with one of his constituents because she questioned him about what he meant by “women shouldn’t be single mothers”

Then he tried to tell everyone that he would put Visa and Mastercard in charge of our immigration and national Identification… supposedly to make a “smaller government”…

He also told a really crude joke that ended with the punchline “because everyone hates a Yankee…” (and this was in New Hampshire…)

Best answer(s):

Answer by McRomneyBamUaniTon
He’s an idiot. What else would you expect from an idiot?

Answer by paper mage
Dirty work? You mean, take out a hit? Because barring that, Mitt Romney’s campaign is unstoppable. There is no dirt on him. He’s never taken drugs (or gotten drunk, for that matter), he’s never cheated on his wife (or had more than one), and despite the fact that he’s a Republican, he’s not gay.

The only “problem” is his Mormonism, and I think we know that no one’s going to attack him over that. Not publicly, anyway.

Answer by pono7
first of all , what he was saying is that women shouldn’t HAVE to be single mothers. That men should step up, and those that abondon women there should be harsher child support rules. Visa and mastercard was a joke, saying that they have better track of their customers than the U.S. does- he didn’t mean it literally, and if you didn’t catch that- than you shouldn’t be allowed to vote, because it was quite obvious! and i have never heard that he joked that everyone hates a yankee- i would like a link to that- but aside from that- he is the governer of MASSACHUSSETTS! He IS a yankee- so i’m sure it was a self directed joke! but nonetheless i would like the link to prove this joke was even said! Let’s not try to take things out of conext just to make a point!

Answer by James Dean
I hope Mitt Romney and the other neocons lose and Ron Paul gets the Republican Party nomination and then wins the 2008 presidential elections.

Answer by John S
It seems they have a new plan. A tap dancer will follow him around disguised as a bathroom stall. As soon as Mitt starts tapping in unison he will be exiled to the Craig ranch in Idaho.

The Yankee joke was referring to the MLB rivalry between the Boston Red Sox and the NY Yankees btw
The constituent that was arguing was ignorant trailer park white trash.
And Visa and Mastercard actually do a exponentially better job of keeping track of people and money than the INS or the GAO.

It seems fitting that he likes to joke as he himself is one.

Answer by celticpride349
you know good Ole Mitt is doing what ever he can to save the GOP all the republicans don’t really have anyone out there ticket to get is done and get it done right. with Fred in the race i doubt he can save republicans as well. they are already capping on the guy saying he is more of an actor then a politician. I think the GOP need something more then Reagen or the war on terror to save them because they are getting there butts whipped by the Dem’s who in my opinion are in fact all in it ToGetHer get it but anyway the republicans need to start backing somebody and using them to gain on the Dem’s