HomeWorking MothersJoke:::::DARK SECRETS?
Posted in Working Mothers on 26th May 2014

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $ 20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $ 40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your real father a big hug.”

Best answer(s):

Answer by Eriol
It’s really funny! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….

Answer by KayTay
ha ha thats hilarious!
hav a star!

what secret are you keeping?

Answer by MiSs _L
Lol good one..very funny.

By the way i know the whole truth….lol.

Answer by some cool guy
you’re a poet
and you didn’t even know it
but your feet show it
cuz they’re long fellows.

Answer by Tyrone S.
Noooooooo! you went there.

Answer by MAGiiCSTiiCK11 (Got Deleted)
haha thats a good one

Answer by skybluecarp
yes come on dagger whats your dark secret?

Answer by Mysterious
Another good joke. I enjoyed that one .Thanks.

Answer by ♫CALM♥ß4♥THE♥STORM♫
Loved it! *star*

Answer by Nemesis
Don’t hide things from?

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